I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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