Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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