fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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