I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
