i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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