what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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