Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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