Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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