Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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