im holly from the hills drunk
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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