dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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