just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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