you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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