if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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