You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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