Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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