do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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