im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Randomize
