Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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