She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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