i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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