Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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