Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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