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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?

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(585): View more from New York

even my farts smell like vagina

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(402): View more from Nebraska

New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.

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(303): View more from Colorado

wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

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(619): View more from California

why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu

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(620): View more from Kansas

YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.

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