You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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