She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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