super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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