3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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