problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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