Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
