i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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