Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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