That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You need a sexual gate keeper
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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