Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
North Korea, Best Korea!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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