Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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