Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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