Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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