just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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