'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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