she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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