Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just want to make out with him forever
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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