cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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