I'm gonna have a badass scar
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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