I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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