lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We're facebook friends in real life
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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