**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Porn is love you can see.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I have aggressive nipples.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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