I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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