If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I am one with the molecules
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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