Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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