Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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