I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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